What Not to Say to A Pregnant Woman, Part 2

I'm still amazed at what people say when you're expecting. Among the recent revelations:

• Aren't you afraid of how much it will hurt?
• It took you a long time to get pregnant, huh?
• When are you getting started on baby #2?

 It also doesn't help when my husband looks at me like I'm blimp walking through the house. I think he forgets that he had something to do with this!